The Mystery of Steven Seagal

As indicated by their inclusion in one category on this site, there are clearly connections between Steven Seagal and several other people, but despite numerous encounters with each of these people, no one has been able to clearly determine what the exact connections are. Here we examine each person, their connections to Seagal, and their connections to each other.

Casey Ryback
One look at a picture of Casey Ryback and a clear resemblance can be seen to Seagal and several other people on this page, such as Nico Toscani. However, as portrayed in the documentaries Under Siege and Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, Casey Ryback clearly has a different biography from Seagal, who was never much of a cook or in the Navy. Connections to other persons involved in the conspiracy, such as Nico Toscani are even more tenuous.

Nico Toscani
Much like Casey Ryaback, Nico Toscani bears a clear resemblance to Seagal. Confusing the issue even further, however, are some of the similarities in their backgrounds. Both spent time in Japan learning from the masters of martial arts, and running a dojo. However, there are significant differences, most specifically of birthplace and familial heritage. Nico was born in Palermo, Italy; Seagal in Lansing, Michigan. Nico is 100% Italian; Seagal is half Irish, half Jewish.

Confusing this issue even more is a certain photo obtained during extensive research, shown to the right. This picture, clearly of Nico Toscani, bears the signature of Steven Seagal. Why would he do this? This only complicates the lives of all who seek the truth about these men.

Jerry Orbach
This one is easy. Orbach and Seagal are bros from making Out for Justice together.

BNOC
Seagal and BNOC have met in Germany while the latter was there on vacation. In the arcades where Misha used to play games like Street Fighter and JoJo HFTF, there was a few arcade cabinets for Jackie Chan Fists of Fire. BNOC, though rarely but played it, and once he played against unknown man, who presented himself as "Steven Aikido God", and destroyed BNOC by playing a Kim-Maree. Investigation is still going, whether it was Steven Seagal or just a fraud. Also while commenting 2019's Kemerovo Deathmatch Clash, BNOC said about drinking vodka with Nico Toscani.

Crowrent
While hiding from Mr. Grander in Rostov, Crowrent had an occasion to meet Casey Ryback, who took him into his shelter so that famous Ukrainian player can hide from 5.45 mm bullet in his head and train his secondary character - Thorsten. After this incident though, he also hanged out in December 2018 with BNOC and Nico Toscani at former's apartments.

Conclusions
Though the Orbach/Seagal connection is simple, the connections between these other men remains mysterious to this day, although appearing of slavic guys in this conspiracy uncovered it just a little bit.

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