Lay's Eater

Introduction
Lay's Eater (Lays1975, Armenka, David) - currently retired competitive JCFoF player from Armenia, famous for being FAT AS FUCK and eating chips while playing the game at the same time. Main rival of Doritos1974. Has connection to BNOC.

Character & Playstyle
Lays played Dragonball Jackie and Sam most of the time, but in his last months before retiring Fists of Fire, he mastered Mysterious Lion as well. Being very honest player, he did not lame others with his Jackie specials, like that one ukrainian player, just using it in strings and combos except when it's getting really tough. Also Lay's Eater had his notorious technique - Elbow Mashing, when he is hungry and eats chips with the right hand and does movement with his left, thus keeping an elbow above attack buttons. No one could beat it or master it by himself, except of Doritos1974, who was also very hungry for chips and could do almost the same thing. And at this moment, we're going on the main topic of the article...

Lay's Eater x Doritos1974 rivalry
Yes, that's it. They've been eternal opponents since the first match at 1999 Fist of Belgrad FT10 exhibitions, when Lays crushed Doritos like a noob with 5-1 count. Doritos was really pissed off on him since then, and they had a match on every single tournament where both participated, with Lay's Eater always winning. Irony is that, Doritos1974 wanted to fight him so bad that he never challenged him for deathmatch, and when David did lose to him first time at SUPERCOP 2006 tournament, he wasn't looking victorious.

"Man, I just won this fatass that I tried to beat for fucking seven years, and I'm not feeling good about it, like uhh bitch, I'm lugubrious right now, okay? Well, but now I understood something important - there's no such shit as skill or uhh eating chips more than your opponent so you win, yes? It's about yo willpower, and today I'll beat the shit of all'em fuckers, and TODAY, I'll fix technical difficulties. Let's fucking go." - Doritos1974 on his feelings about winning Lay's Eater, interview at SUPERCOP '06.

Tournament Performance
Kemerovo Deathmatch Clash 1997 - 10th place

Rumble in the Bronx 1998 - 1st place

Kemerovo Deathmatch Clash 1998 - 10th place

Fist of Belgrad 1999 FT10 Exhibitions - 5-1 against Doritos1974

Rumble in the Berlin 2000 - 2nd place

SUPERCOP 2006 - 5th place

Mash of Death 2007 - 10th place

Kemerovo Deathmatch Clash 2008 - 11th place

SUPERCOP 2009 - 3rd place

Novokuznetsk Rumbles November 2020 - 4th place

Retirement
Just after getting bronze at SUPERCOP '09, Lay's Eater quits playing Jackie Chan Fists of Fire competitively forever. At the moment of December 2021, he played shitton of Street Fighter, also he quit eating Lay's to eating Pringles and making vagina imitators from empty Pringles packs.